Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
At first I didn’t understand why dean was so mad about this, but it’s actually all because their father never answered them when they needed him, and he’s pissed off because sam turned out more like his father than he’d wanted him to.
"I finally get why you and Dad butted heads so much. You two were practically the same person."
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard
Rupaul’s Drag Race S06E10 - Drag My Wedding
Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers
I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.
That or they’re vampires.
“The miserable ones are the ones where all the girls auditioning are in the same room. There’s no talking in those rooms. I’ve tried. Yesterday I had to do an interview. I was in a horrible mood. I couldn’t think of basic words. I could see my publicist in the background, mouthing things to say. They want you to be likable all the time, and I’m just not.”
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made